⚠️   Welcome to my own little dark corner of the internet. Viewer discretion advised.   ⚠️
est. 1616 · Liberty, MO

not your
typical
portfolio page.

this is what i think about at 2am.
proceed at your own risk.

✏️ yes, this is Comic Sans. my favorite font.
i will not be taking questions.

📸 instagram
food 🍽️
🎬 film

My Letterboxd ratings do not reflect how GOOD a movie is…
they reflect how much I LIKE a movie.
And those are two very different things.

Get Out #2
Get Out 2017

on favorites.

Forrest Gump 🥇 #1 GOAT
Forrest Gump 1994 undisputed. not debatable.

My top 3 favorite movies are Forrest Gump, Get Out, and The Interview. Forrest Gump is by far my favorite movie, though. I remember growing up it was my older brothers' favorite and at the time I didn't understand why — but I just enjoyed watching it with him because he seemed to like it. But after he moved away I would watch it and think of him, knowing it was his favorite, and realized this movie has EVERYTHING: comedy, action, drama, love, and amazing acting.

"fish are the shrimp of the sea"

#RIP Bubba

The SpongeBob Movie #4 *
The SpongeBob Movie 2004 * subject to change lol
Lilo & Stitch fav Disney
Lilo & Stitch 2002

On Letterboxd you have to pick your top 4, which is kinda hard. I love to rank things but that 4 spot for me is highly contested. I currently (June 6, 2026) have the original SpongeBob movie at the 4th spot but it is subject to change.

Bolt fav DCOM
Bolt 2008 Disney Channel Original
The Cat in the Hat dark horse
The Cat in the Hat 2003 live action. yeah i said it.

For example my favorite Disney movie is Lilo and Stitch, but my favorite Disney Channel Original movie is Bolt. I could also put the live action Cat in the Hat in that spot — and the list goes on.

The Interview #3
The Interview 2014
📖 recent watches
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🎵 music

my ex dissed me via TikTok and Instagram.
and while i truly am not a rapper —

"who am i, if i don't get my lick back?"

i present: Back In My Bag (to she who will not be named).